Mystic Ketchup

Today, a little how-to/advertisement directed towards those who, until now, were unable to harness the power of acceleration in order to acquire their remaining driblets of  ketchup. Mountains of half-full ketchup bottles are discarded daily because patrons are unaware of just how much power is in a simple shake. Just shake the bottle. Shake it down sharply and you get more ketchup. You can do it!